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1. All Jesus is a term referring to the positivity of a situation, despite a negative outlook.
Man 1:" Hey, looks like your tires went flat."
Man 2:" It's All Jesus though. Now I have an excuse to miss work."
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"So much shit went down this weekend! I have soo much Jesus Talk!!"
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This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.
"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"
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1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.
2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.
2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
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Someone who persists in talking about the importance of Jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.
Oh no, the Jesus Freak is spouting off again.
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One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.
Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.
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Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"
Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies
Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs
Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!
Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?
Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.
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