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A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.
Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!
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The act of using ones' sock to either:
a. masturbate with, catching your mess in the sock
b. wipe your shitty ass w/ in the event of an emergency poop
thus leaving you sockless, like Don Johnson in Miami Vice
a. She got me so hot, a pulled Don Johnson in my car on the ride home.
b. That quarter pounder w/ cheese gave me the runs and I had to go Don Johnson in the parking lot behind McD's.
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the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick
"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."
--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
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a sex act in which a man farts in a woman's face for her sexual pleasure.
My girl craves dirty johnsons. That's why her breath smells like the skidmarks on my boxers.
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Small college in the middle of no where .. aka Vermont. Population of students is small, about 2,000. Consists of stoners, skateboarders, snowboarders/skiers, drama/theater people and dancers .... and anime club.
Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.
The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.
Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.
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(n.) the hottest man ever
(adj.) used to describe someone who needs to divorce their wife
1. Have you seen Avengers 2? Aaron Taylor Johnson made me cream my pants!
2. I don't know about your partner man I think you're an Aaron Taylor Johnson.
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Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
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