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The best anime character of all time, Kevin uses his huge body to fight off the insults of fellow co-workers.
" I just wanted to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs." -Kevin Malone
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to leave your team and join the team that you can't beat and so you can get a ring
I want a ring so I pulled a Kevin Durant
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When a drunk grown man sexually advances unsolicited on an underage teen boy.
Did you just Kevin Spacey my little brother? I outta kill you!
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Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.
Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.
Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.
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A very white person who skin is black and is also very good looking
That person is such a Black Kevin, he never does what black people do but he sure is cute.
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a fuck ton hentai on a folder
Joe:yo! Arturo tried to throw a chair at us because we found his Kevin's Stash!
Jenny: What the heck is a "Kevin's Stash"?
Joe: You have to know Kevin
The act of falling asleep whilst dick deep in pussy.
Samantha was ecstatic to be fucking Roberto for the first time, until she realized he had been pulling a Lazy Kevin for the last 15 minutes.