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When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!
Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.
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OCTOBER 21, WHEN WE CELEBRATE CAPS LOCK BY USING IT ALL DAY!!!
HAPPY NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bruh stop screaming
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Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
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when kanye west blogs, he types in caps, and uses excessive exclamation points, like everything he says is THAT important.
a kanye west caps lock night is when you have to type everything in caps using excessive exclamation points because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DROPPED SOME KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND THERE WAS NO BOOTY WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TURNED INTO A KANYE WEST CAPS LOCK NIGHT
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A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
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The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.
Bill: yeah no problem.
Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
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The act of two females scissoring so as to mix their vaginal fluids. (See scissoring)
"I heard those two girls lock legs and swap gravy all the time."
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