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It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina
Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor
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Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).
Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"
Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."
Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."
Adam: "Agreed."
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A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.
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hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.
Hey girl I was with the peruvian love machine yersterday and i became crippled from my legs down.
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The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.
If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!
The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!
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A two-sided man suit constructed for the purpose of sexual intercourse with two partners at once. Created as a response to the growing popularity of "fur suits", the Pleasure Town Machine represents both irony and functionality in the sexual fetish world. Not only can the wearer insert his penis through the front of the costume, the reverse side has a prosthetic phallus for said dual intercourse.
"Did you see that dude in the man-suit, he's totally spoiling our party, even though he can get it on from both sides. It must be the fabled Pleasure Town Machine."
-Woman in fur suit, oveheard at a furry convention.
www.pleasuretownmachine.com
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This is the act of placing one's penis into the female's anal cavity and then proceeding to take your penis (which is then covered in the female's feces) out of the female's anus and then placing it into her mouth and giving it a cheeky twirl.
Boy: "Yo bitch, you want dat dirty washing machine don't ya?"
Girl: "Oh hell yeah you dirty cunt"
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