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A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"
Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀
the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever
"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."
To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"
I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room
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The name of the only competent referee in the premier league. Which is funny because he’s still very bad compared to European referees, however as he shares a league with such referees as Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean, it makes him look like VAR was a human being. However seems to always miss handballs and therefore has given more VAR handballs than any other referee. He has a chubby chin but is quite athletic. Finally, he’s unpopular with Assistant referees as he always plays advantage when they flag for a foul, making them look stupid.
Person 1: “Oh nice, Sarah is our coach tonight”
Person 2: “Oh she’s such a bad teacher”
Person 1: “they’re all bad, but she’s a Michael Oliver, bad, but much better than the rest.”
A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.
I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.
The best person on the internet.
He has a YouTube channel called Vsauce which should replace all schools.
Just don't watch him before you sleep. He'll have you questioning your very existence.
I just learned a lot from Michael Stevens on Vsauce!
Your friendly neighborhood corpse!! His family is the equivalent to hot garbage :
Literally the definition of a hot man...when he wasn't dead ig- Super famous on tik tok.
And on twitter-
Killed his brother by accident (Whoopsieeee)
People make really suspicious sfm's of him. Can you blame them though? I mean who doesn't love that 8-bit hottie!
Might be Rick Astley...
Also is Glamrock Freddy (At least, thats just a theory....a Game Theory), and the nightguard you play in every single game.
People simp for his dad for whatever reason.....Furries....
Michael Fan69: Dude, Michael Afton is so hot!!
FnafIsMyLifeIWillKillYouIfYouSayItSucksAlsoIAm9: Didn't he kill Evan Afton tho?