pepper nap

When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.

My girlfriend gave me a pepper nap and I woke up thinking I realm needed to get tested.

Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious

Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap

Fun nap

"Fun nap" is when you get so obliterated partying, or drinking you pass out right after.

"Chris got so drunk he's taking a Fun Nap."

"Steve was so messed up at the party he had to take a Fun Nap."

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

Nap Pausing

Napping without the intention to nap.

I was nap pausing whilst talking about panis with shelby

nap tight

some real tight pussy

Man I was trying to fuck this beola her pussy was nap tight just like the naps on yo head