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Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.
"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."
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there is a lil vadoo skin and when the dinkle (or a tampon) goes in the vadoo it breaks the skin.
NO BRUH DONT STICK YOUR DINKLE IN HER... IT MIGHT BREAK THE SKIN
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It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.
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Losing your virginity, new term for popping a cherry
She went to her neighbors to ask for a cup of sugar, but ended up breaking a yoke instead.
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Heart break is when your heart feels like its been riped out and crushed in front of your eyes and its usually caused by a fuck boy or a hoe or just any asshole that messes with your feelins. Heart break makes you really sad and depressed and it hurts like hell too. It can last forever or just a few months depending on how much you fell for that bitch that broke ya heart. Almost everyone will get heart broken in rheir life but sadly some never get over it. The only way to prevent it is to stay linely but even then your heart will ache for that guy or person that you have wanted so desperately but could never get. Really sad. Hope no one has to hurt for a long time. Fuck feelins.
Me: "fuck man i felt my Heart Break. I cant believe i though he would love me like i love him...."
My friend: "damn she liked him for 3 years and they never even dated but she keeps letting her heart break cuz of him."
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when your heart brakes you dumb shit. but people say this when they are dumped by the one the love.
i keep getting dumped
you should take a heart break
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When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.
"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"
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