Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.
My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.
When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them
Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately
Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned
Dirty skin, greasy,never showers
Tanner is always covered in grease looks like he has a spray tan
When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.
"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"
"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"
When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.
I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.
Real life gay stickman who needs more rice
Person A: "Yo I just saw a giant stickman in real life!
Person B: "Oh you must've met Marcuz Tan!"
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Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.
"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"