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A control-freak beaver who thinks we need protection from illegal immibeavers. Has luscious, flowing blonde fur and uses a variety of hand gestures.
Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.
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Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.
Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
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a thong, a shit wick, ass floss
Cancun is filled with beaver trap.
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Disco Beaver - The term used when a woman has been dancing away for hours or is simply just unclean or pungent in the viginal area.
Sid: Did you pull last night Tom?
Tom: Sure did pal.
Sid: Any good?
Tom: Naa man that girl had Disco Beaver. It was like licking the deck of a trawler!!
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a beaver with absolutely no bowel control.
Ewwww that is one massive anal beaver!
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A beaver trap is a situation between a man and a women, where the man and the women are having foreplay and the man is expecting to have sex (they have probably had sex before) and the women stops and says "wait i dont want to do this i just want to talk". Thus the man is then forced to talk to the women to possibly get sex. Thus he was beaver trapped and was trapped by the women into talking to her.
"Dude me and my girl were messin' around last night and i thought we were going to do it and then she beaver trapped me into talking to her."
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