dick nose

a fucking idiot. that just is being a stupid fuck

hey fucking dick nose lets move.

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wet nose

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy takes his cock out when he is about to cum and the cum goes up her nose.

i accidently gave my girlfriend a wet nose last night

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nose ring

Both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.

If you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring... read this:

Ettie: Hey Fret! I really want to get my nose pierced!
Fret: So then DO IT, Ettie!
Ettie: But I'm not sure which nostril to pierce..
Fret: You FOOL, Ettie!
Ettie: ..Hey!!
Fret: K i want you to breathe out air from your nose
Ettie: WHY, what are you going to DO to me?
Fret: JUST DO IT ETTIE!
Ettie: OK, OK! *Breathes out air from his nose*
Fret: *Puts hand on Ettie's nose*
Ettie: HEY, why did you just touch my nose, Fret?
Fret: OMFGZ ETTIE, YOU ARE INAUSPICIOUS! AHHHHH YOU ARE EVILLLLLLL EVILLLLLL EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ettie: I am so NOT evil Fret, what are you talking about?
Fret: The air you breathed out was released from your RIGHT nostril. Those who release air from their RIGHT nostril are EVIL.
Ettie: Omfgz, you serious?
Fret: YES, I RELEASE AIR FROM MY LEFT NOSTRIL, EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ALSO RELEASE AIR FROM THEIR LEFT NOSTRILS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.. AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVILL EVILLLL MONSTER!
Ettie: *Tear tear*
Fret: *Runs away*
Ettie: WAIT you never told me which nostril i should get pierced...
Fret: YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL... BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU RELEASE YOUR AIR FROM... BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL! ..AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!

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Nose Ring

When you stick your penis inside someone's nose then proceed to masturbate and cum inside their sinuses

I gave my sister her favorite nose ring, but not the jewelry kind... you feel me my ninja

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Nose Gomler

When you are really sick and your nose is so plugged that you can't breathe or speak correctly, you turn into a scary monster called a nose gomler.

for example: the sudafed commercial where the man's whole head turned into a big stuffy nose.

Kah-Kah-Kah-Kah, I'm such a nose gomler.

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Fat Nose

a person who gets all in your grill and wont back to give you space to breath

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big nose

a person on any religion, who wants everything and doesn't pay for shit. i.e. J-Dubs
you can be a big nose, or your action might be big nosed, or just plain nosed.

"dude, your bowl pack is big nosed."
"you fucking big nose"
1:"Jamie nose"
2:"what do I know?"
1:"Jamie nose"

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