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When your doing anal with a girl and shit starts spuing out of her asshole
"Yesterday when I was fucking Sarah I went North Dakota Oil Drilling."
when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
i just wanna olive oil banana you
A phrase coined by helldivers to describe the slaughter of Automaton foes while spreading liberty and democracy across the galaxy.
I don’t ask for reinforcements, all I ask for is rage! Spill oil!
People who change their own oil and call themselves an automotive “enthusiast”.
The lowest form of car “enthusiast”, these are the people that frequent car forums and discourage others from doing projects themselves. They can usually be found talking people out of motor/transmission swaps (manual -> auto, V6 -> V8, etc.), they say things like: “if you want a V8 then sell the V6 and buy a V8”.
Bought not built.
Enthusiast: Any insight or tips for swapping my Camaro’s V6 for a LS1?
Oil Changer: If you want a V8 just sell the V6 and buy a V8, it’s easier.
When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"
BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.
It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis
Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again