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when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.
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When you eat a dinner of Pussy
Man 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Man 2: Dude I had a nice Pussy dinner at 5pm
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A female orgasm resulting in temporary paralysis of 1 or more Labia
I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a pussy stroke
Girl, I'm so stressed out...I gave myself a pussy stroke
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A vagina that does not taste or smell like anything.
Iocane pussy is odorless, tasteless, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
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A Definition via Clerks II: A troll placed inside the pussy of a young girl by her parents to stop premarital sex. A joke played on Elias by his girlfriend.
Pillowpants, he's her pussy troll, WOMEN!
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1- ye pussy mouthed! do you think you're right?
2- What the fuck are you fucking talking about you pussy mouthed cocksucker?
3-He's a pussy mouthed chicken .
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