turd bomb

1. A bomb of turd
2. Large feces in a toilet
3. A person who is a slacker (and/or) an asshole

1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!

2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!

3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb

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Turd and seek

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'

Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!

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Walking Turd

Black person, nigger, african-american.

Look at this walking turds lips.

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Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.

"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"

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Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

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turd peeker

The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.

I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.

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turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

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