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The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.
Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!
Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
“I could use dessert”
“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”
“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”
Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it
Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!
A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month
"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"
the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!