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the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!
When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.
You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!
When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
The Martha Stewart version of a taint
Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.