daniel: i pay taxes
jack: fuck you
joe: i commit tax fraud
jack: *pats on the back*
If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.
(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
A dumb legend made by the government
Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea
Some dumb money thing you owe the government.
BURN THEM
Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."
A financial punishment for being an adult
Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!
Muahahaha
Suckers!