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Nominated for Game Of The Year 2022
'I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton'
Man child with the intelligence of a senile squirrel
*walks out of office* Hey bill hows it going? I did not have sexual relations with that girl. uhhh what bill? *bill clinton smiles*
(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.
The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.
Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche
Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.
The evil cousin of the Wet Willy and Dry William. A Sticky Bill is when an unsuspecting person has a finger coated in the sticky substance of your choosing inserted into their ear.
So Joe just gave Zach a Sticky Bill and I don't think Zach is ever going to talk to him again. This could be a #metoo moment.
A player, of sorts, who specializes in getting with the girlfriend of one of his homies
"Damn Stekel, Rachel was fuckin AMAZINGGG"
"Dude! Your such a Bill Schneider"
A freaking Cat. (He swears around every age group, and everybody hates him so much that he is NEVER referred to as "Ryan," just so whomever anyone may be talking to knows that they are actually talking about a stupid person who everyone hates more than their step-dad.)
Ryan Bill: "Mew mew mew meoooowww!" *jumps around on 4 limbs, swearing for no reason*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*