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to put your laundry in the dryer
justin: brb I have to go blow a load
joann: ...
justin: put my load of laundry in the shower lol...get your mind out of the gutter q=
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throwing up perfusly by simply opening the mouth and it shooting across the walls!
1: "omg dude i was ssooooo sick lastnight."
2: "how sick?"
1: "i was blowing chunks man!"
2: "eeewww."
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When your girlfriend gives you a blow job at home so hard that cum shoots out so fast that it starts to blow you girlfriend back 10 feet and covers your house.
we were doing it so hard it started blowing back at her 10 feet
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Emo sucks. period. worst for of music ever its about cutting your wrists and sitting in a dark corner in a room and crying. Oh, and the stupid plugs in the ear lobe nasty skin dangling down. Thats going to look good when you stick your head out of your ass and get a job.Stop sucking manufactured cool on mtv's teat long enough to realize what a dumb son of a bitch your being by listening to this shit. I mean your 14 relationships don't really count stop crying about a boyfriend/ girlfriend that broke up with you it doesn't matter. Oh yeah and thier guitars are just accesories they don't even use them no solos or anything just look at the hawthorne heights video he doesn't use it may look like it but he doesn't. Yeah why do all emo bands sound the same? they sound like if an 8 year old that hasn't gone threw puberty yet. Its all whine, whine, whine, cry, cry, cry my girl friend dumped me. Act like a man before I chop your balls off or wait they are already off thats why your sound like your 8 years old.They also have stupid screaming in the backround too god just shut up.
Hawthorenw heights:cause my heart is in ohio! So cut my wrists and black my eyes(so cut my wrists and black my eyes screaming in backround) cause it kills me...see told you they are cutters
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1.To regurgitate or eject contents of stomach. See also spew, yak, vomit, hurl, barf, technicolor yawn, ralph, lurch, puke. 2.To get furiously angry, using profane and foul language.
1.I drank too much, I need to blow chunks. 2.My father will blow chunks if he ever catches me smoking his weed.
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A gay wigger.
A white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses
like a ghetto clown.
The bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the
way while giving blow jobs.
A gay boy.
Earrings and baggy pants are optional.
Sally: "I swear there are no men in this town anymore."
Betty: "You are so right, I won't go on a date with a blow boy ever again."
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when a dude blows his load into another guys mouth. and that guys spits it back into the guys ass and then fucks him in the ass.
Jim and Fred took turns giving blow whites
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