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Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website
Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade
Person1: ....
A day dedicated to when a girl named Najiyah managed to open a Capri Sun, defying all of the people who didn't believe in her's views. Najison Day is on the 21st of March and in 2017 it was one year since Najiyah managed to open a capri sun.
Najison Day is lit.
No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October
Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?
When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.
Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.
August 13 is twerk day🅿️ Girl or boy everybody gotta twerk🍑 Which mean shake your booty!
Him: Girl, I can’t wait for August 13
Girl: why?
Him: Girl it’s twerk day!
Her: I’m sure gone shake my booty
To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
a day when nobody cures (august 23)
Hey you cant curse its no cursing day.