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The process of shoving a fully grown corn cob up your own anus for pleasure.
I heard Logan giving himslef a Lafayette Corn Drive last night. It was very disturbing because his moans sounded very feminine.
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When driving in a car to slowly approach any person or place, pull down your pants, lift your hip to the window and masturbate. This may be repeated by driving by the same place numerous times.
Did you hear that Jim gave Sally a Mac Lane Drive By last night?
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and just before he cums he knocks her arms from under her smashing her face into the ground making her chip her tooth
Ya we were doing it doggy style and I pulled a kentucky pile drive and now she looks like a hick
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someone who drives 2 miles an hour down a road and doesnt pull over to let you pass.they are brake happy.could be boy or girl
look at driving miss daisy in front of us. he should gas up
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An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
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like "high sex drive" only with a need for masturbation instead of sex
Tadhg: were you wanking again Kevin?
Kevin: leave me alone Tadhg, you know i have a high wank drive!
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To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.
After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.
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