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A phrase moms use to wake up their kids for pointless things in the morning.
mommy: DAY LIGHT IN THE SWAMP
kid: Damn, It's like 7:30 am and she's waking me up to see a therapist
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when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
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A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.
"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."
To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."
"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep
Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles
swamp log is the term for pulling your penis out of a vagina and sticking it directly in a girls vagina or mouth.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and put it directly in her vagina.I swamp logged her.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and stuck it directly in her mouth. i swamp logged her.
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This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.
I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?
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