clam ladder

a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. The willing participants lay 3x3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. The wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(vagina) and pulls himself forward. You can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. Repeat as desired

Hey ladies, wanna go build me a clam ladder?

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Dirty Clam

Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)

"And then she was all;

"Fuck me! Fuck me!"

So I said;

"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"

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Clam Milk

The product of ejaculating while being infected with chlamydia.

The doctor told me I have chlamydia, but I had sex with this chick last night and when I came she swallowed all of my clam milk.

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clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

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Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

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Clam Snot

The Juice/Excretion/Lubricant of a pussy. Especially the kind that you can pull a string away with when fingering or licking. Origin:Clam=Bearded clam, Snot=that the juice is excreted by mucus membranes and is slimy.

Baby, I love your clam snot so much.

Wow, that chick last night had the best Clam Snot ever, so slick.

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clam jam

The creamy white discharge of cum and lubricants release from a woman's vagina after a bout of good sex.

Did you see the amount of clam jam coming from that ho!

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