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A group gets together and selects a few out of the way, rural, little known (perhaps dive) bars. You then bar hop, stopping at each one for a drink or two and maybe some games such as pool, darts, horseshoes or shuffleboard.
I hate that we always go to the clubs or bars in town all the time.
Yeah, lets plan a Redneck Bar Tour this weekend and see what shenanigans we can get into!
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Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
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The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam
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When a male farts in a vagina and then has sex with the vagina, then the vagina queefs and the male smells queef/fart combination.
Jared: Yo mike did you smell that redneck air freshener?
Mike: yeah dude! That was so raunchy!
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One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration
Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"
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The cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern United States of America), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a "Redneck Logic" equation.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Tucker: Hey man, who are you?
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
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When rednecks respond to writing on bathroom walls, and it will continue until the bathroom is filled up by black sharpie. Also, it is filled with spelling mistakes, and normally asking if anyone wants to "suck, lick, and/or kiss" a particular body part. There are always phone numbers in redneck chat rooms.
Bubba got Sarah's phone number from the redneck chat room on Tuesday.
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