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I like Joe Biden. He is a good president.

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.

Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

by smoke muffin July 12, 2021

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 14, 2020

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I have an idea now he can’t breath

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

by Twitch.tv/reeforane June 11, 2021


and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.

I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!

by JMur November 12, 2007

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


like he gets a t4 for it every spring

Used as a replacement for 'like it's his job'. Something that somebody does often or so well that it may as well be their job.

'Man, Neil throws it in Moss' ass like he gets a t4 for it every spring'

by steel julian April 5, 2005

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Oh my god he on X games mode

A meme, about someone doing something crazy well.

Person 1: *Does Backflip*
Person 2: Oh my god he on X games mode

by Ms. Starbucks January 11, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chitty chitty he bang bang

to give it (sex) up to a guy.

he better stop playin or i ain't never gonna chitty chitty he bang bang

by jupitermudd October 5, 2010

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž