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What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.
I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!
Used as a replacement for 'like it's his job'. Something that somebody does often or so well that it may as well be their job.
'Man, Neil throws it in Moss' ass like he gets a t4 for it every spring'
A meme, about someone doing something crazy well.
Person 1: *Does Backflip*
Person 2: Oh my god he on X games mode
he better stop playin or i ain't never gonna chitty chitty he bang bang
He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."
When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?
-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
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She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".