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People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.
An Urban dictator who's a fakin' snob.
Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.
Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.
I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!
Urban Useless is any Urban Dictionary word that is completley useless
Joe: Hey Lance, come check out this shoefie!
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
The city-specific landmarks used when giving directions. Urban landmarks differ from suburban and country landmarks such as large rocks, churches, farms and wishing wells.
Urban landmarks are frequently alive and a bit trickier to follow than those in the country as they may move on occasion. Typically, urban landmarks are taken from the underbelly of society and city living and may include junkies, hookers and very drunk college students.
After dropping her off at her apartment, she said it would be easy to find our way back to the highway if we looked for the ready-to-puke guy on the stoop, the angry, yelling yuppie and the junkie passed out at the intersection along with other urban landmarks we noticed along the way.
An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.
I was up all night and I think I've become a urban searcher
An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.