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A phrase said before the complete doom of human existance. Often followed by the screams of orphans.
Guy 1: is that a fucking meteor?!
Guy 2: Well you see Luigi.
The person who is just straight up gay.
Woah! He looks like a ronnie wells!
Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.
"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"
A graceful, luscious calf atop a delicate ankle
Jordan has such well-turned legs. He must do Leg Day regularly.
someone who hath diggeth the well because we are thirsty.
I was in a group with people with zero passion so I just decided to be the well-digger
Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.
My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,
Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)
Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax