Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

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Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.

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Wet Mug

adjective
1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.

verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.

"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."

"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.

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wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

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Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

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Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

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wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

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