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Most amazing couple ever to live
Cheyenne Lightburn and Dylan Davis, Cheyenne and Dylan
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The act of taking an above average poo on some ones chest while saying “oh fuck yeah bud!”
Things were going great until she dropped a big dylan on me
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Dylan Bell is a boy who drank puddle water and is now in hospital.
"Dude, you're such a Dylan Bell
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A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.
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A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
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“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.
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Dylan is a singer from a little town in Cincinnati, Ohio. He is sweet, caring, loving, gorgeous and just perfect. He makes his fans happy before his happiness. He cares more about his fans than himself. He always is smiling and is always happy around the people who support him.
"is that dylan holland?"
"Yes thats him. isnt he perfect?"
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