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Describing a particular type/group of douchebags, particularly the ones residing in/around Washington DC.
Not the same as a guido, although they use similar amounts of hair gel.
Yo bro, let's get out of here, too much hair gel in this room.
I had to get off the Metro this morning because I was suffocated by all the hair gel on their way to the office.
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n. Hair that is very attractive looking, especially on a certain person who is attractive. It is usually determined by the hairstyle and how messy it is.
"Look at that picture of David Tennant! Talk about hair porn!"
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For girls it is for some reason cut short even though they want it long. So the girls put extensions bought from Sally's or any other hair product store in their hair, giving it about boob length. Their hair is either black, brown, or blonde and has much volume. Latley the "coon tails" were in style.
For guys it varies very much. Usually most guys have long bangs, but not spiked in the back, because that's emo which was soooo 2005.
AnnaAutopsy: ZOMGZ i just got some new coon tails to fix my short black scene hair!
GretaGore:BITCH you know i just got new extensions that i gave coontails
AnnaAutopsy:Im gonna have a br00t41 beatd0wn on your ass!
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A great genre. Defined by high pitched yet melodious screams, happy go lucky lifestyle and lyrics, etc. And of course the hair....and spray and lipstick etc.
Few things to get straight however
1. Guns N' Roses are not hair metal....even thought htey are a great band. Just because they have long hair does not make them hair metal. If thats how you define it we start to get bands like the Allman Brothers Band being hair metal.Neither are they heavy metal. Thats much harder and mostly crappy music exept for a few great bands (Iron Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, and best of all: etc.) Theyre straight up hard rock.
2. GRUNGE DID NOT FUCKING KILL HAIR METAL!! Holy fucking shit....no one of any influence likes grunge anyway so how the hell could they kill hair metal????? MT fucking V and the rest of the mainstream media stopped playing them......most generally considered guns n' roses to be hair metal so they got all offended at songs like "one in a million".....WHICH DOESNT HAVE THAT BAD LYRICS OMFG!!!!! oh maybe he says the n-word once...try listening to some of the fucking rap that the mainstream media is playing now eh??? He brings up some good arguments but he does step over the line once or twice or five times....but NOT THAT FAR OVER!!!
Grunge kids call Hair Metal fans arrogant and self - centered and theyre the ones whining about their problems all the time to us...would you rather go through life happy or sad??take the right turn and get yasself some fuckin motley crue, skid row, ratt, whitesnake, scorpions, etc.
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a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ
Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie
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Euphemism for marijuana. Perfect for using when talking to people in mixed company or leaving messages on answering machines about marijuana. Doesn't sound obvious like "Chocolate" or "Christmas tree lights"
Your marijuana dealer can be called your "Stylist"
The act of smoking marijuana can be called "Doing your hair"
The piece you smoke your marijuana out of can be called your comb (pipe) or brush (bong)
1. Hey we are all pitching in together to buy some hair gel, and if you don't give us any cash, we won't let you use any.
2. I've got some desginer hair gel, but I don't have a comb. Can we come over and style our hair with yours?
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George's Hair, adjective, noun.
The expression "George's Hair" was coined as an adjective describing something that does not change physical state, though it can also be used to describe an unchanged emotion or opinion. The phrase can also be used as a noun to characterise someone with an undeterred attitude. "George's Hair" actually does refer to the never-varied style of George's literal hair.
1. (In the physical state) "Has my ice melted?" "No it's George's Hair"
2. (In the emotion/opinion) "Do you STILL think 80's hip-hop is cool?" "I'm George's Hair in the matter"
3. (As a noun) "Go on, have a cigarette Jon" "But I don't want to smoke" "Oh don't be such a George's Hair"
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