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SUCK TIDDIE

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

PERSON 1: DO YOU SUCK TITTIES?
PERSON 2: I’M NOT SAYING NO.
PERSON 3: SO YOU SUCK TITTIES? LET’S MAKE THAT A THING.

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

by CVHCGVBHXJSUHCGHJX October 07, 2019


soft sucking

The act of sucking a chip until it's soft so no one knows you're the dick eating the chips.

Brad didn't want his friends to know he had Pringles so he was soft sucking in the back of the car

by Breadtime April 09, 2015


sucking a tooth

Metaphor describing a phenomenon that is inherently painful or repulsive, but from which the spectator can't turn away -- it's as compelling as sucking a tooth socket that recently had a tooth in it.

"Worst. Play. Ever."

"Why did you stay?"

"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."

by al-in-chgo July 08, 2014


suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017


suck on a straw

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

by JaztheCatDemon February 08, 2008


alex sucks

When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

alex sucks-"Alex you fucking suck how did you die to that kid?"-when the kid is the best on their team
When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

by jpthebest December 23, 2020


Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 28, 2009