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is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.
DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.
When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.
Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.
I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.
What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner
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I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums
Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.
Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.
The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.