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a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them
jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks
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'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
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An individual who may or may not be at fault for their habitual stupidity due to their bi-polar nature and lack of general common sense.
- See also: asshat
As an ostrich puts its head in the sand when threatened, Captain Insano relies on a protective cranial-rectal inversion to ward off intelligence and common sense.
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Masturbate.
Rhyming slang: jerk (off)
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
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GUY: Want to hook up?
GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.
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A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.
CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
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Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.
Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!
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