clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

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clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

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clam ladder

a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. The willing participants lay 3x3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. The wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(vagina) and pulls himself forward. You can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. Repeat as desired

Hey ladies, wanna go build me a clam ladder?

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clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

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Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

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clam shell

In Skateboarding... When trying any trick, ussually a flat ground trick, the skateboard gets "tangled" in ur feet with one foot on the ground and the other on the top of the board.

"Damn dude I keep getting clam shells today!"

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clam jam

The creamy white discharge of cum and lubricants release from a woman's vagina after a bout of good sex.

Did you see the amount of clam jam coming from that ho!

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