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Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.
A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."
B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."
The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.
"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.
"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."
Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.
Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.
Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time
I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?
Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.
Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.
"I won yesterdays couching competition!"