When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.
Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!
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Smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms... may induce a bad trip man
"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"
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A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.
Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!
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Nirvana's third single off of their revolutionary 1991 album, 'Nevermind'.
The video for In Bloom is hilarious.
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Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
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A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.
Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"
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