dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

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bean dip

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

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dip shit

taking a shit, or pretending to take one, while taking a dip at school or work.

"lets take a fatty dip shit"
"i just took a dip shit, it was very nice"

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bean dip

Used to change the subject, much like that local sports team and the weather.

Have you tried the bean dip?

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Davis dip

When you adorably accidentally dip you nose in beer foam as you try to smell or taste the beer.

Oopsie! Foam on the nose! Looks like I did a little Davis dip!

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Skinny dipping

Swimming nude.

Charlie and Trevor set their bags down on a rock overlooking a clear lake.
“Fuck, I’m really sweaty now,” said Trevor.
“Same,” said Charlie, “we could cool down in the lake.”
“I don’t have trunks.”
“All good, just strip. I don’t care.”
Trevor looked up to see Charlie peeling off his tight boxers, revealing a limp 5 inch dick.
Under the water, Trevor’s arm brushed against the shaft, and he felt it harden. Rising to the surface, Trevor floated on his back, closing his eyes and relaxing.
Suddenly, he felt a hand on his ass, groping and fingering his hole. He let out a soft gasp as he looked at Charlie. Following his gaze, he looked to his own crotch and saw that his full 7 inches were standing at attention.
“Like what you see?” Trevor whispered seductively.
Trevor guided Charlie’s hand to the base of his cock, and began pumping it up and down. Charlie pressed his lips onto Trevor’s, tongue exploring. It was too much for Trevor, with the passionate kiss, Charlie’s soft hand on his cock and his finger in his ass. Trevor began moaning louder. Charlie grinned, and shyly licked the tip of Trevor’s dick. Trevor whimpered, wanting more. He bucked his hips, but it was a bit hard considering he was floating in water. Charlie began going in farther until his nose was resting in Trevor’s pubes. He began bobbing up and down, faster. Trevor let out a scream of pleasure, and let out a load into Charlie’s mouth. Charlie swallowed it all.

Flipping so that he was standing, Trevor began to finger Charlie’s ass. Trevor spun Charlie around, putting him in a bear hug, and aligned his dick with Charlie’s ass. Charlie moved closer, trying to put the tip in.
Trevor gripped Charlies long hair, pulling his head up, and rammed his full hard length into Charlie’s hole. Charlie let out a loud moan, begging Trevor for more.
“Ooh yes daddy!” Charlie screamed.
Trevor stopped. “Daddy?” Charlie nodded. “So you’re my little boy? My little slut? Mine to control.”
“Yes Daddy, I love it when you take control, fuck me hard, fill me up with your big cock, punish me, make me your slut!”
Trevor was going full speed now. They were on the shore of the lake, with Charlie on all fours. Trevor began to spank Charlie, making his ass red.
“You’ve been a naughty boy, and you will be punished! You worthless little faggot slut! You are such a slut for my cock, aren’t you?”
“Yes daddy, I’m a worthless faggot, make me your slut!”
Sounds of sex filled the air. Finally, Trevor flooded Charlie with his seed, and he pulled out. Charlie’s hole was still stretched out, leaking cum, sore. Laying on his back, Charlie let out his load, spraying it all over Trevor.
“You useless whore! You got your cum on me! Clean it off now!”
Charlie got up and began to lick every inch of Trevor’s body, especially his cock, balls, and butt.
They only go skinny dipping when they are horny and then they fuck each other’s brains out.

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belgium dip

after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism

when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip

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