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A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide
I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!
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A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.
Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook
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When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.
"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!
Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"
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when couples use facebook updates as a medium to send each other sweet words of love....almost as if theyre showing off....to the point that its sickening...
dude : sup guh!
guh : hey dude! have u seen ken and alison's FB lately?
dude : yah! theyre facebook fingering a lot!
guh : i know! seriously show offs... :(
dude : yah for reals its sickening :(
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When you have a wank over a picture of someone on facebook. Generally frowned upon.
Person 1: I had a facebook wank yesterday.
Person 2: Really? That's pretty creepy.
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A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.
10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."
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A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
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