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A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.
Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook
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When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.
"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!
Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"
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when couples use facebook updates as a medium to send each other sweet words of love....almost as if theyre showing off....to the point that its sickening...
dude : sup guh!
guh : hey dude! have u seen ken and alison's FB lately?
dude : yah! theyre facebook fingering a lot!
guh : i know! seriously show offs... :(
dude : yah for reals its sickening :(
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When you have a wank over a picture of someone on facebook. Generally frowned upon.
Person 1: I had a facebook wank yesterday.
Person 2: Really? That's pretty creepy.
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A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.
10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."
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A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
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The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.
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