Oatmeal on her shirt

1. Girl has oatmeal (the breakfast cereal), on her shirt.

2. That girl is fine.

1. Shit!, I just got oatmeal on my shirt!

2. Dayumm, gurlz got oatmeal on her shirt!

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Butter her up

Using butter to lube a girls asshole before you bang her.

Woke up this morning at Ol’ Sues house. Had to Butter her up with two tubs of butter in that ass before breaking one off! Nearly broke my dick!

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stirring her borscht

Having vaginal sex with one's girlfriend/wife/fuckpuppet while on her period. Especially relevant if your female sex partner is a Germanic/Slavic minx.

"So how was your night?"
"Not bad. Genevieve was on her period, but I still got to stirring her borscht, bro-man-dude."

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breaking her back

When Double tapping a girl and male or female is going mad hard

Yo you see that shorty over there I was breaking her back the other night at that double tap party

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change her panties

to wash your car

dude, your trucks looking pretty dirty, you need to change her panties

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Whats Her Cunt

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

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Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.

So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice

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