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When a girl's breasts are thin and hang down, often happens when a girl is overweight.
So what if she has D's, they're bunny ears.
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when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug
I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.
What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.
At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.
“A Female Lacking Ambition Or Self-Worth”.
"National We Nuh Wife Batta-Ears Gyal".
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It has been known for many centuries now that the 'Gay ear' is commonly the left ear.
Right= Straight
Left= Gay
Guy 1- Hey are you gay?
Guy 2- Why would you think that?
Guy 1- Because you have your left ear pierced and that's the gay ear.
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Completely overwhelmed with work or other responsibilities. Metaphorically, I'm about to drown in whatever I happen to be immersed in. water, shit, etc.
I'm sorry I can't meet with you. I'm up to my ears in work right now.
Very pleasing information, excellent news.
So they're getting married? That's music to my ears.
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