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The act of a woman squeezing her peroid Blood into your mouth while you Conley sleep with your mouth open and she squats over you.
Elvis was having fun until tell his wife made him her oil pan
When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"
BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.
It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis
Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again
A man or woman who massages the strippers
Yo go call the oil man and tell him to oil down the model
A man or lady who massages strippers
Yo go tell the oil man come here and rub down the stripper