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When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
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A .php code for the whyte fire message boards that has been stolen and used for GameFAQs spinoffs 700 to 800 times.
"I = teh L33Tz0r cuz my site had teh Whyte Fire code..."
"Mine does too, bitch."
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a style of shooting in which the shooter holds down the trigger and uses the blade of their hand to rapidly fire a revolver, usually resulting in bullets everywhere and the shooter lopking completly badass
he fan fired all eight thieves
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A very large and ferocious storm that occurs once every apocalypse. Often involves the burning of flesh and the incineration of many if not all plant life.
Man: Oh shit there is a large wall of flame coming this way, must be Fire Storm season.
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When you take a shot of fireball, and spit it in your partner's anus. They will get a burning sensation and push it back into your mouth and they scream "fire in the hole!"
Me and this girl were fooling around and feeling really dirty. I took a shot of fireball and surprised her by spitting it in her ass....she immediately retaliated and pushed it back in my mouth and yelled "fire in the hole!!!!"
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To become fire trucked a man dips his dick in a bucket of red paint and then stabs another in the forehead.
"wow dude what happened to your forehead?"
"ah i got fire trucked"
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You are fire and ice. Fire is down, ice is up. Don't think about it too much or it won't make sense, most likely because you've been brainwashed by the INTERNET and your government.
Friend 1 : "What are we?"
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
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