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When you show up with a 12-pack of cheap beer so you're not empty handed. Then you drink the good beer provided by the host and everyone else.
What!? There's a freaking keg of Green Line and I'm drinking show beer!?
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Self explanitory you dumb shits.
Frank: I got the beer munchies fellas, ill be back later.
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An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.
Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?
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Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.
All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.
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When you put a bottle of beer in the freezer and forget about it only to find it later with the bottle top blown off and a 'beer turd' poking out.
Oh dude, I forgot I quick chilled some beer last night and when I opened the freezer this moring it was full of stinky beer turds.
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Any low-cost beer that middle-class folk are forced to drink during poor economic times.
Dude 1: "Milwaukee's Best Ice? I thought you were going to pick up some Red Stripe."
Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."
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A sloppy, brown, smelly faeces you often encounter after a serious round of drinking the night before. Can often come continuously throughout the day to flush out alcoholic toxins.
Tom - "I'm seriously paying for last night. I've had six beer poo's in the last HOUR."
Dave - "Unlucky, I was done with the first this morning. Pretty disgusting though!"
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