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Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
I want to give you the Colombian Shuffle.
Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it
Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle
Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}
Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.
Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain
Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle