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'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'
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note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"
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Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.
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A sock that produces a odor so horrible it makes one put on a thizz face. A thizz sock is born when a person wears a sock for long period of time and is extremly sweaty during the wearing of the sock. Also people who wear thizz socks usally have very low hygiene and should be avoided at all costs.
Danny wore a thizz sock and all girls ran away so he was suck with taylors half blind cat.
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A terrible fashion choice. A BIG faux paux. I mean it's either too cold for sandals or too hot for sandals NEVER both, i mean REALLY.
Girl 1: Did u see Harold with socks and sandals?
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!
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The act of pulling some intestine out from the anus after or during sodomy giving the appearance of a red sock stuck on the butt.
sodomy red sock
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AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to your very own design specifications.
I've used the same cock-sock for years now and it's become rather crusty. I think I will buy some more from sock-for-your-co.ck, they're great etc.
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