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Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!
If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?
The act of ranting about your opinions, not caring how other feel about it.
In my unpopular opinion story I will talk about ....
When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody
last christmas I was toy story drunk
a bestfriend story- where you talk about how good he/she is to you , how you explain yall bond
who tryna be added in the best friend story where i talk bout my bestie
A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.
Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr
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Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
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