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If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.
(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
Some dumb money thing you owe the government.
BURN THEM
Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."
using your awesome skibidi rizz on ice spices gyatt while getting your food taken by fanum and kai cenat!
"what the hell are you doing man?"
"im skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum!!"
n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.
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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.
Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.
Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time
A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!