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Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023


taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020


Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022


Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021


Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

by YorMom420 March 23, 2020


Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 29, 2020


Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 16, 2022