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A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.
Santa is a human too!
Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.
Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!
The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She ain't a fat man in red that ruins everyones Christmas.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.
parasite 1: Did you see Santa last year???
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?
Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,
Son: Dad look its santa!
Father: shut the fuck up
A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators
Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies
Santa is your parents all fake don’t believe it. I can’t believe I believed this bs.
He is not real
Mom : "Santa is not real"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"