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bear john

A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.

"So how did your date go?"

"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"

by boo funny April 21, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hootie Bear

- female genatilia, vagina

I am on the hunt for some hootie bear tonight.

by payne21745 September 1, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nifer Bear

The epitome of the perfect female, she is an awesome caring and loving mother that would do anything for her children and anyone else around her at any given moment. She is great in bed, and looks amazing naked. She can be very insecure at times, but is one of the sexiest ppl alive. She is absolutely amazing, she is always real, and will always tell it like it is. A Nifer Bear has a slight addiction to the finer things in life, always buying new top of the line items (clothing, purses, make-up, perfume, ect..) but doesn't never ask anyone for help to purchase these things, she is very independent, motivated, intelligent and knows where she is going in this world, she is the total package. She has her flaws but she is one person that actually turns her flaws to strengths, She is perfection after it has been perfected. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Nifer Bear don't ever let her go because a girl like a Nifer Bear doesn't come around that often...

I love my "Nifer Bear," she is my best friend, the mother of my child, and the love of my life, I am so happy to have someone in my life like her.

"DAMN!! My Nifer Bear, You are so perfect, with your sexy little frame!!!"

"I Love You my Nifer Bear"

by DKMPunk040510 September 14, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


grubby bear

an unclean, grimy, usually unemployed person or hobo type with a general distain for maintaining proper personal hygiene. Usually found surfing on line for snowmobile dollies on Craig's List or watching old Winger videos while at a local coffee shop. Not very intelligent and somewhat of a lone wolf. A pack of one.

That grubby bear has the dirtiest fingernails ever.

by TG33 March 31, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loggie Bear

(n) A very intelligent male. Average height to short height. Very sweet and caring. One who tries to do everything in his power to insure that every waking moment that he is with the people he cares about they are safe, warm, and happy.

Other traits include smart, cute, a great taste in music, nice sexual appeal, and love you have never experienced.

I love my Loggie Bear.

My ex is a total jerk. I wish he was more like Loggie Bear.

by Eddie Te. Ead November 23, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear amount

To indicate that an amount of an item is indeed plentifull; not to be confused with having very little.

How much draw you got? i'm out!

I've got bear amounts. Thanks for asking.

by sine October 9, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hershey bears

the greatest hockey team in the ahl, with a record 9 calder cups...(tied with the old cleveland barons)

the hershey bears will win the cup again next year

by bearsguy August 26, 2006

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