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An insult to arabs that spit often. Insulting racially because camels are from arabia.
Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.
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"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"
"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"
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"Fuck you Arabic camel fuckers!"
"Arabic Camel Fart Sex funny"
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anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life
ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!
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the juice of itch a disgusting usually homless crack addict dumbs her undueched twat syrup on a pile of stones as if she was marking her territory
oh gross shes spreading her flippy enamel camel cunt juice on bobs rocks
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The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.
Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.
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Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.
Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)
Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."
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